doesn’t do weed or is any kind of vegan

dwaynetherockjohnson:

people just want there to be a zombie apocaylpse because if there are zombies you cant be expected to hold a job well i got news for you mister zombies will probably take all the easy jobs which means the rest of us will have to get the hard ones and theyll be ever harder to get than before

bet you didnt think of THAT

wizcoylifa:

coming up on dateline: kids are getting sexier? shocking but true

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escargoon:

quazza:

badcgijosh:

Do you guys

Know what happens to dead flesh in warm climates aka most of the northern hemisphere right now

It expands

And bursts

Zombie narratives are s t u p i d

so zombies explode in the midday sun

like

zombie bombs

bomb-bies

that’s a horrible pun i’m going to bed.

which infects other people making more bombies and holy shit this is gold

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what if since trolls are buglike the hissing noises they’re shown making sometimes arent like kitty meow hisses but hellish cicada hisses

impomaniac:

strong-plushrumps:

tinyhoovequius:

princekarkat:

i have no problem with purring karkat headcanons but i want to know why other trolls arent shown purring also???

come the fuck on purring gamzee would be cute as shit

what if nepeta fell asleep on equius’ chest purring and he started purring in response

holy fuck son that will give me diabetes

but shit wait

what if aradia

purred

and ribbited

in the same sentence

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

vriska purring on top of her nic cage shrine

HOLY FUCK NUGGETS THATS ADORABLE

Equius curls up on his pile of hoofpony plushies and starts purring.