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May 27 '12
the only thing i did today was rediscover how much fun fannon karkat is to draw
he was going on about how pairing john with another male was sexuality erasure but it just turned to this high pitch shriek only dogs can hear

the only thing i did today was rediscover how much fun fannon karkat is to draw

he was going on about how pairing john with another male was sexuality erasure but it just turned to this high pitch shriek only dogs can hear

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May 20 '12
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Black Dog
Age: 32 (in the books, anyway)Gender: N/AHeight: VariesWeight: Varies Phys. Atk.: Varies heavily depending on the above twoSpec. Atk.: Very highSpeed: Very lowDefenses: Nearly impenetrable unless you hit it right where it needs to be hitVerbal: YesSheds: Terribly 
Clinical depression incarnate, Black Dog is a parasitic monster who is only as large and powerful as its host’s misery. Normally, all it will do is follow its host around, using its power over their mind to poke the fire and make itself bigger, but for the sake of rumbling it will throw in its physical powerless as well. The Dog is equipped with sharp talons to latch on, a noose-like tongue, and a mouth full of rows of small, round teeth to wear away at its victim. Under his fluff, the Black Dog is surprisingly small but very, very heavy. Though slow, depending on how big it is an opponent will have more and more trouble escaping. Being in the vicinity of it is like being near a black hole that really bums you out, aching and drowsiness and loss of interest are common symptoms. Being anywhere near it lets it into your head.
Person thrown in for size comparison of a pressing but manageable size. Depending on how much the host is disturbed from it, it can be anywhere from as big as a house to as small as a Pomeranian.
Main and only blog is here!

hey this thing looks like it could be really cool so why not

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Black Dog

Age: 32 (in the books, anyway)
Gender: N/A
Height: Varies
Weight: Varies 
Phys. Atk.: Varies heavily depending on the above two
Spec. Atk.: Very high
Speed: Very low
Defenses: Nearly impenetrable unless you hit it right where it needs to be hit
Verbal: Yes
Sheds: Terribly 

Clinical depression incarnate, Black Dog is a parasitic monster who is only as large and powerful as its host’s misery. Normally, all it will do is follow its host around, using its power over their mind to poke the fire and make itself bigger, but for the sake of rumbling it will throw in its physical powerless as well. The Dog is equipped with sharp talons to latch on, a noose-like tongue, and a mouth full of rows of small, round teeth to wear away at its victim. Under his fluff, the Black Dog is surprisingly small but very, very heavy. Though slow, depending on how big it is an opponent will have more and more trouble escaping. Being in the vicinity of it is like being near a black hole that really bums you out, aching and drowsiness and loss of interest are common symptoms. Being anywhere near it lets it into your head.

Person thrown in for size comparison of a pressing but manageable size. Depending on how much the host is disturbed from it, it can be anywhere from as big as a house to as small as a Pomeranian.


Main and only blog is here!

hey this thing looks like it could be really cool so why not

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May 3 '12
i know it was a long time ago but
the moment when it was revealed nepeta’s ancestor wasn’t a batshit feral catwoman was one of the low points of my life

i know it was a long time ago but

the moment when it was revealed nepeta’s ancestor wasn’t a batshit feral catwoman was one of the low points of my life

38 notes Tags: signless sufferer ancestors homestuck disciple karkat nepeta the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years

Apr 25 '12
this is my magnum opus i am burning all my notebooks, snapping all my pencils, giving my tablet a viking funeral, and dropping off the face of the internet because my work here is done

this is my magnum opus i am burning all my notebooks, snapping all my pencils, giving my tablet a viking funeral, and dropping off the face of the internet because my work here is done

10 notes Tags: tavros tavros nitram homestuck the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years

Apr 10 '12
i’ve been super stable lately!
and it makes me kind of nervous oops

i’ve been super stable lately!

and it makes me kind of nervous oops

2 notes Tags: depression dog depression the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years

Apr 8 '12
quick doodle because this asshole has been reblogging nothing but sollux and aradia this week it’s starting to get to me make it stop and this
also i’m sorry for throwing aradia’s actial hair design out the window she’s a sheep ok? ok

quick doodle because this asshole has been reblogging nothing but sollux and aradia this week it’s starting to get to me make it stop and this

also i’m sorry for throwing aradia’s actial hair design out the window she’s a sheep ok? ok

6 notes Tags: aradia homestuck iindiianna jone2 and the temple 0f d00m slyph-of-bueno sollux the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years

Apr 5 '12
redraw of something from a million years ago for seff’s request :)
i’d play with it some more but i’m sick and just used nyquil to wash down zoloft goodnight moon

redraw of something from a million years ago for seff’s request :)

i’d play with it some more but i’m sick and just used nyquil to wash down zoloft goodnight moon

2 notes Tags: technoskates the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years ben cal

Mar 28 '12
well two if you count human!terezi but no one care

well two if you count human!terezi but no one care

Tags: the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years human!terezi terezi homestuck

Mar 28 '12
and of course there was a homestuck in there oh well

and of course there was a homestuck in there oh well

3 notes Tags: the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years nepeta equius homestuck meowrails

Mar 28 '12
i should probably head to bed soon so here is the first crop of doodles from tonight ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

i should probably head to bed soon so here is the first crop of doodles from tonight ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

2 notes Tags: the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years self neopets zafara werewolf egbert the amazing flying shell mutant ixi halloween lupe rabbit bunny fat naked guy with death hands

Mar 28 '12
inking a buncha doodles for a project but im gonna nix this page because depression dog is more on the personal side
also brainbent sollux so theres that i suppose
this was a while ago and apparently a bad day???

inking a buncha doodles for a project but im gonna nix this page because depression dog is more on the personal side

also brainbent sollux so theres that i suppose

this was a while ago and apparently a bad day???

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Mar 21 '12
i assume that john’s desire to willingly put himself in a position where he would be expected to be around a girl all the time steadily decreased with time stranded on a time traveling spaceboat with his sister that sucks at video games
i titled it donthitonmesillyboys.png

i assume that john’s desire to willingly put himself in a position where he would be expected to be around a girl all the time steadily decreased with time stranded on a time traveling spaceboat with his sister that sucks at video games

i titled it donthitonmesillyboys.png

7 notes Tags: john egbert jade harley homestuck the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years

Mar 18 '12
gamzee totes around tav’s severed head to calm him down but over the course of the year it rots and turns to mush he has to scrape gooey rotten tavbits off even though it breaks is sensitive juggalo heart
those horns would make some pretty fucking terrifying clubs…
oh and i had this on loop 

gamzee totes around tav’s severed head to calm him down but over the course of the year it rots and turns to mush he has to scrape gooey rotten tavbits off even though it breaks is sensitive juggalo heart

those horns would make some pretty fucking terrifying clubs…

oh and i had this on loop 

6 notes Tags: gamzee homestuck tavros the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years

Mar 14 '12

doing this resturant project for culinary and the teacher wants everyone to use clipart

lol nope have some purple bats

my concept is an all night quick cheap dinery food type place called “Nocturnal Nourishment”

though i’m very much against calling foods dumb names on menu, i’m calling the nacho appetizer “nancho party” and i don’t care if i get docked points for it

3 notes Tags: the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years bat nacho

Mar 14 '12
character from like middle school
he was a jail warden named mike and he was kind of an asshole
holy shit drawing this way is fun dont mind me

character from like middle school

he was a jail warden named mike and he was kind of an asshole

holy shit drawing this way is fun dont mind me

6 notes Tags: the product of not paying attention in class for 15 years bear spectacled bear